Free Health Advice For Pixies & Those Wishing To Be Elves
Consume WhatEver You Want WhenEver You Want Never Wasting Anything
Herbs & Medicine That Is Pure & Happifying, Pipe Weed That Is Potent & Smooth, Any Drink When Yearned For, Less Fat When Fat, Hot Cold Compress For Wounds, Fix/Repairs From Elven Doctors, Wash When Wanted, & Cologne/Perfume/Potion All The Time!

Don't Play God With Biology Except When Rationing Something You Are Low On That You Must Replenish, Always Get High On Everything You Want, And Eat/Drink Just What You Want Drinking Soda With The Meal, Not More Or You Will Be Too Full, Then Hydrate With Water Drinking Other Fluids When Wanted. Tea/Coffee Helps With Digestion And Speed/Clarity Of Mind Which You Should Do With Herbal Pills From Amazon.com Goto www.SilkRoadOutPost.com For The Links To Get Started On Everything, All Mail Order For Most People. Your Body Will Turn Anything You Don't Want To Eat At All Into Fat So Even If Cheap Like Veggies Don't Eat. Lettuce Salads Need Dressing If You Need Vegetables. Meat Is Needed If You Are Not An Herbivore, If You Are Just A Carnivore You Need Seasoning And Spices And Not As Much Herb As A Drugie-

Who Needs To Seek Only Clean Cheap Drugs And Do Them Only When The High Is Far More Than The HeadAche And Keeped Stock Of Such Saigon Spices & Herb, Not Do Anything Dangerous Like Operate Machinery When Too Stoned But Stay High Whenever Needed Knowing That The Lul Afterwards Is The Nervous Upgrade Turning It All On For The Permanent High WhenEver The Direction Of Drug Is Needed By The Meditations Of The Mind. Druggies Need Hemp To Become-

Herbal Medicine Men Who Cure The Sick With Medicines That Are Pure Of Essence To Cure People Along With Proper Care & Guidance If There Is Needs To Mend. Usually A Medicine Man Will Get You Over A Hernia/BellyBloat By Telling You To Drink Sodas Stay Well Hydrated With Tap Water Flushes And Know How To Sew Your Wounds And Try And Piece You Back Together If You Are In Pieces/Broken. You Need Refrigerated ColdPacks To Ice After Getting Bruised/Hurt/Tired Like From Doing Desk Work Or AnyTime Because You Will Keep Re-injuring Yourself There If It's Bad Especially If You Go Back To The Desk.. Hot-Cold Showering/Tubs/Saunas Essential To Self-Curing Your Whole Body Just Like The 4 Backups Of Everything, Trying For Ideal DNA Telomere Caps, & Becoming A Sinss Pixie Is The Best Thing For The www.FountainOfYouth.info Magic Heal/Cure/Remedy To Become An Elven Pixie. If You Are Constipated Drink Fruit Juice & Fruit Helps Reduce Such Bowel Problems Like Having Trouble Shitting Usually Fixed By Getting More Stock Of Soda/Fruity Drinks Like Tang. Tea & Coffee All The Time Help With This Too. With Good Health Comes The Need For More For An Elf Needs Their Exotics Like-

Cologne And Perfume Which Need To Be Used By Either Gender Of All Types Sprayed To The Skin And Not The Clothes For Best Natural Complex Scent Pheromone Control. Like Incense/AirFreshener Causes For One's In-Door Abode To Help Control The Rot Into Something Useful Like Wine, Especially Important For Spice Stores & Food Stock. You'll Want More Herb Then And Lot's Of Exotic Tea From Rich Rainforest Like Areas And To Use More Advanced Things For Better Highs/Effects/Powers To Be Complete As An Elf Beyond A Skin/Featured/Bodied Creamed Geisha Who Even Has 3 Types OF EyeWash.

Like You Need To Wash Your Hair/Body In Sanitizing Hot Water Showers Then Cold To Finish Until You Can Go Cold-Hot-Cold-Hot-Cold Showering Regularly But When You Stink Raunchy To Rancid Somehow. Afterwords It's Time To Put On Medicine/Perfume/Cream/Rejuvenating-Moisturizer. Waste Not Want Not, Don't Waste Want All, Get All, Get Over Warlock Induced Addictive Additive By Ceasing Till You Hit Bed Rock Then Going Back To It When You Are Genuinely In The Mood For Doing Whatever You Want Most Going Far Enough Out Of Your Way If Need Be To Get Your Herbal Medicine/Food/Drink/Consumables. If You Have An OverDose Stay Well Hydrated Wait It Out Like If You Have Heart Burn Which Soda & Fruit Juice Cure, No Need For A Doctor For That, But You Do Need To See A Healer If You're All Fucked Up Or Broken Then Make Sure They Only Offer Safe/Intelligent/Positive Solutions At All Times Or At Least Checking For A Mutation Somehow. If They Won't Check For A Mutation They Are Never Ever Good So Look For Pixies/Maidens And Just Ask Them For Help With SomeThing Of Value To Give Them Before For The Help If They Offer. Then You'll Be Fine Unlike People That Ignore Their Body Desires & MalNourish ThemSelves Even Denying Their Noble/NO2 Coolant Canisters Used In RediWhip Make Sure To Get The Rest Of The Whipit Out Of Those. Don't Waste The Environment!